"This song is clearly about having sex with a pizza. Buddy wants to love her (the pizza), but he realizes that there is no emotional connection between them. Because of this, he has to find a way to keep their desire for one another alive. To do this, he begins to buy her expensive gifts like new dresses, but when he puts the dress on her, it just becomes smeared with tomato sauce. This is why he says that she has made a mess of her new dress. Angry because she ruined the dress, he threw her into the sea causing it to turn red. Buddy told me all of this after a show, so I know that it is 100% true."